What I didn't Know About Saggy Boobs

How many times have you seen an "older" woman with breasts down around her bellybutton and thought to yourself "Why doesn't she just invest in a good bra instead of shopping for one at Walmart?"

Then it happened

My own "girls" getting lower and lower and no matter how much tucking and lifting I force on them with strong padding and tight straps, they just won't go back where they used to be.

Then I figured it out

Here's what your mother never told you about sagging boobs

It's not just the boobs that fall, it's the entire platform they are attached to that slides down your torso.  It doesn't matter how much padding, armor, or iron-strong straps your bra has, ain't nothing gonna hoist those "girls" back up where they used to be.

So next time you see one of us "older" women with our boobs pointing straight out from our bellybuttons, just nod and smile politely.

Let's just say it ain't a cheap bra making them look that way!