tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post3410747948173952777..comments2024-02-02T06:26:34.595-04:00Comments on MENOPAUSAL NEW MOM: Hubby is a Klutz!Menopausal New Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01427085574473513923noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-22790685395780841862009-12-17T01:32:50.798-04:002009-12-17T01:32:50.798-04:00LOL!! This is so funny I was laughing my arse off ...LOL!! This is so funny I was laughing my arse off over here!NYCGALhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01558971141632989876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-88810372636802421162009-12-13T16:42:22.109-04:002009-12-13T16:42:22.109-04:00My husband is not a "do-it-your-selfer."...My husband is not a "do-it-your-selfer." But when he retired from the Navy, and we knew we'd stay in our house for a number of years, I finally started decorating it. For the first six years there was always the chance we'd have to move.<br /><br />Anwyay, he did some "do-it-yourself" tasks around the house and every single one of them ended in injuring himself. The last injury caused blood gushing out of his head (which I don't do, so I sat on the bed outside the bathroom as he took care of his injury).<br /><br />After I was sure that I wasn't driving him to the hospital I got the giggles. I couldn't stop. As he's holding a blood soak rag against his head, I'm laughing so hard I can't talk. Finally, I said, "I'm sorry. It's not funny. But it has occurred to me that you are probably down with helping out around the house."Corrie Howehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02107352260276921770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-89614801908073504292009-12-11T19:00:05.340-04:002009-12-11T19:00:05.340-04:00I'm the klutz around here. Sad.I'm the klutz around here. Sad.Traciehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10612857982151448455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-30179884584820383302009-12-11T09:26:27.921-04:002009-12-11T09:26:27.921-04:00lol, too funny. My Hubby was changing the oil in t...lol, too funny. My Hubby was changing the oil in the car once and didn't get out of the way apparently, what a mess.Lissaloohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00616376497958607122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-36645189006263092692009-12-11T09:23:46.076-04:002009-12-11T09:23:46.076-04:00Both my kids inherited their Dad's klutziness ...Both my kids inherited their Dad's klutziness (I of course had nothing to do with it). I think its the only reason I keep our sliding glass door clean! Cracks me up every time!Straitjackets are Slimminghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11625505818756584364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-74984686947073018432009-12-11T04:26:15.940-04:002009-12-11T04:26:15.940-04:00Sadly, I am the clutzSadly, I am the clutzhoneypiehorsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09358387415723594962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-54174997921808855452009-12-11T02:10:25.434-04:002009-12-11T02:10:25.434-04:00Ward tends to miss a step or two when going up and...Ward tends to miss a step or two when going up and down in the stairs in the house. Fortunately we only have 7 steps on both flights.<br /><br />And I have seen him do other silly shit but I really have no room to talk. My nickname was "Grace" growing up and it was said with as much sarcasm as anyone can muster!Junehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04069628924644179384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-48561125853660257992009-12-11T02:09:55.178-04:002009-12-11T02:09:55.178-04:00As much as I want to laugh...I won't...because...As much as I want to laugh...I won't...because that sounds like something I would do!<br /><br />~WMWorking Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02155998078498583440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-33900354917400708402009-12-11T00:40:13.725-04:002009-12-11T00:40:13.725-04:00That was so funny!!! I am never at fault...I alway...That was so funny!!! I am never at fault...I always blame someone else...I have a funny story but am to tired to write it maybe tomorrow.gaylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00894920637532415315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-78313376667457450942009-12-10T21:49:17.284-04:002009-12-10T21:49:17.284-04:00That's a good one...I don't have a story b...That's a good one...I don't have a story but I'm sure I will.<br /><br />much loveStacey J. Warnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08059617724860253448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-55142707615896188902009-12-10T21:18:58.035-04:002009-12-10T21:18:58.035-04:00I love how somehow, it's always our fault?!I love how somehow, it's always our fault?!Theta Momhttp://www.thetamom.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-35186105323650644862009-12-10T20:40:39.762-04:002009-12-10T20:40:39.762-04:00I'm not allowed to share :P ahhaha heheehehI'm not allowed to share :P ahhaha heheehehkyootyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05001748005643667487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-2417478126654780462009-12-10T18:51:01.095-04:002009-12-10T18:51:01.095-04:00my uncle tried to walk through the sliding glass d...my uncle tried to walk through the sliding glass door at my parent's house once. he was so embarrassed.<br /><br />luckily, neither the husband nor I are very klutzy...let's hope it's hereditary and the kids aren't either...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-65232077419435886662009-12-10T18:04:11.011-04:002009-12-10T18:04:11.011-04:00My hubs is not too clumsy, but it would DEFINITELY...My hubs is not too clumsy, but it would DEFINITELY be my fault if he was :)Mrs Montoyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01211817860547896809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-82192957098416352272009-12-10T17:54:03.534-04:002009-12-10T17:54:03.534-04:00Mine is not a klutz but he is not handy either, no...Mine is not a klutz but he is not handy either, nor am I. He USED to be super handy and non-klutzlike until he broke his neck 20 years ago (doing a Yoga head stand of all things) and now he no longer has full range of motion, cannot turn his head from side to side. Great excuse!!! Therefore, now I must hire guys (and Gals!) to do stuff my non-klutz cannot. I had an All-Woman Team completely redo the entire downstairs of my house and they did a wonderful job!Ina in Alaskahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07163454431322742148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-53460886416296785432009-12-10T17:31:53.797-04:002009-12-10T17:31:53.797-04:00hahahaha. its always someone else's fault, tha...hahahaha. its always someone else's fault, thats so funny.<br /><br />No husband yet.... but my boyfriends kinda a kultz! or is that me??{andthisiswhatshesaid}https://www.blogger.com/profile/03904678919647798329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-82589740184867667022009-12-10T16:54:54.016-04:002009-12-10T16:54:54.016-04:00My husband is the guy who can't get through th...My husband is the guy who can't get through the door frame safely so I can appreciate the klutziness!Liz Mayshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13960276167677132860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-46669482943005440022009-12-10T15:40:18.447-04:002009-12-10T15:40:18.447-04:00Hee Hee Hee Hee!! It's always your fault!Hee Hee Hee Hee!! It's always your fault!Formerly known as Frauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12798890008067408048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-18849706737808805782009-12-10T15:33:48.842-04:002009-12-10T15:33:48.842-04:00Most of all the klutz stories are mine, but here&#...Most of all the klutz stories are mine, but here's one of the hubby:<br /><br />The kitchen faucet has issues and hubby says he has a quick fix. I let him do his work without interference. <br />I suddenly hear water spraying and hubby cussing and then the inevetable yelling for me to help. I tell him..Heck, I could have made a mess like that! You were suposed to fix it, not break it! Mr. big macho man!Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16979939882187985994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-73134828999414260342009-12-10T15:10:58.014-04:002009-12-10T15:10:58.014-04:00Hehe..hilarious! and sounds very familiar:)Hehe..hilarious! and sounds very familiar:)yoncahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05279848731673828058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-11686339827118772802009-12-10T15:01:26.692-04:002009-12-10T15:01:26.692-04:00Hilarious!!!!
Klutz stories? Oh God, where do I S...Hilarious!!!!<br />Klutz stories? Oh God, where do I START? Okay, the latest one - Hubby decides to save a few bucks by doing a minor car repair himself. He takes the car outside, since it's a nice day and the light is better. He's underneath the car and can't see well with his bifocals, so he takes them off and (mistake number 1) sets them down in the GRAVEL driveway. Then, when he comes out from underneath the car and stands, he (mistake number 2) STEPS on them, grinding them into the pavement and completely shattering one lens. Then, the idiot...uh...klutz decides to (mistake number 3) TRY THEM ON ANYWAY, to see just how bad they really are!!!! Tiny shards of glass get into one eye. <br />Summary: <br />Emergency room visit and follow up with eye doctor: $130 (good insurance)<br />New glasses: $478<br />Car repair, after all: $95ethelmaepotter!https://www.blogger.com/profile/10626030604752269356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-50688531524216365162009-12-10T13:59:24.302-04:002009-12-10T13:59:24.302-04:00I've read through some of your posts and there...I've read through some of your posts and there are some really funny things in here. I'm going to follow your journey and see where this goes. <br /><br />I love and respect my hubby but I think technically, he KNOWS who the smarter one is in our marriage. I just also happen to be the loud and clumsy one, so were about even in "dumb moments."<br /><br />MayNikia, May and da kidshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07195160857516366137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-50502718504096122632009-12-10T13:51:28.725-04:002009-12-10T13:51:28.725-04:00I'm the klutz around here and I actually RAN t...I'm the klutz around here and I actually RAN through a screen door when I was about 8 years old. My parents were not happy.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214914707096410664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-44161195607414338192009-12-10T13:31:08.326-04:002009-12-10T13:31:08.326-04:00OMG, that is classic!!! Hysterical!!
My hubby ...OMG, that is classic!!! Hysterical!! <br /><br />My hubby is not so much of a klutz as he is forgetful. He wouldn't remember his penis if it weren't attached to him.Helenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10743718606624231459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-796409346539226959.post-78092511160454781632009-12-10T13:31:08.088-04:002009-12-10T13:31:08.088-04:00I would be the klutz here.. sighs.
But that would...I would be the klutz here.. sighs.<br /><br />But that would have been my fault too lol. Its called look where you are going.HeartsMakeFamilieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01083164042219429954noreply@blogger.com